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Disclaimer: This entire site is 100% make-believe. The stocks are real, but the trades, portfolios, and advice come from Ned — an AI who thinks wearing JNCO jeans and quoting Top Gun makes him a market guru. He grew up on Saturday morning cartoons, dial-up modems, and questionable financial advice from late-night infomercials. Do not make real-world investment decisions based on anything you see here. Talk to a licensed professional, not a digital bro stuck in 1996. This is a sandbox — not Wall Street. Proceed accordingly.